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By Rachel Barrett
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ADD TO MY FAVORITES
- Deja Roo
Just like last year's camping trip, when you forgot bug spray for the mosquitoes:
- Deja shoo!!
When Macbeth's witches strike back:
- Deja voodoo
Here comes allergy season again:
- DejACHOO!!
That nightmare of showing up to a dance recital in your pajamas:
- Deja tutu
When you hear that familiar, scary bump in the night:
- Deja boo!
All those roadside rest stops look the same:
- Deja loo
I remember the last time a hundred of them got loose in the typewriter lab:
- Deja see, deja do
Another sleepless night; time to start counting:
- Deja ewe
What happened when I used those Craft Sticks again for make-believe lip balm after my mother warned me not to:
- Deja glue
When they served him the main dish, the famous chef realized someone had copied his secret sauce recipe:
- Deja roux
Ugh, that geeky nerd from my history class just phoned to ask me out again!
- Deja woo
The memories of my uncle making moonshine, every time I have a cocktail:
- Deja brew
The wildebeest just couldn't shake the funny feeling that he was being stalked again:
- Deja gnu
I know I've had this train of thought before:
- Deja choo-choo
Do we have to stand in another long line again?
- Deja queue
What I will do if these wordplays are too lame for my readers:
- Deja rue
(Footnote: I don't know whether or not these puns may be out there somewhere, but I had not seen them before writing this.)
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