Book Navigation
  • Hire
    Writers
    Editors
  • Home
  • Read
    What's
    New
  • Join
    Faith
    Writers
  • Forum
  • My
    Account
    Login
  • Shop
    Save
    Support
  • Book
    Store
  • Learn
    About
    Jesus
Return to Content
  • Read Our Devotional
  • Opportunities to be Published
The Home for Christian Writers! Matthew 6:33

Testimonies

PLEASE ENCOURAGE AUTHOR BY COMMENTING
  Leave Comment   Message Writer
  Hire Writer
Report Article
  Track Writer
  Add to Favorites
That really big can of beans at Sams

by Julie Michaelson
02/07/09
For Sale
Author requests article critique

  Message Writer Mail
  Hire Writer

Tweet

The Jews
took up stones
again to stone
Him.
Jesus answered them,
I have shown you
many good works
from the Father;
for which of
these
do you
stone Me?
[John 10:31-32]
*****************************
(Author was about 5: maybe 6.
A kid, down the street,
who was in second grade
would always say something
to his friend, when he
saw her.)

"Hey! Look!
Here comes Julie
the JEW!"
------------------
"How OLD was I, Lord?"
(Peer up at dusty ceiling.)
"I can't REMEMBER?"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

(Irritated glare.)
"How come, everytime
I ask You a question,
Ya never ANSWER me?"

[SILENCE.]

(Nod.)
"What: You think
I REMEMBER?"

"Yes,
My child."

"Well, I'm gettin'
OLD!"
(Grimmace!)
"It was a LONG TIME,
ago!"

"It was yesterday,
My beloved."

"What: in my MIND?"

[GENTLE NOD.]

"You're not turnin'
into a psychiatrist now,
ARE Ya?"

[CHUCKLE!]

"Cuz, those guys charge,
like, 500 bucks an HOUR!"
(Laugh!)
"Forget THAT!"

[WISE LOOK.]
"Who AM I,
little one?"

"Eh......the One Who
put all that nasty stuff,
about the JEWS?"
[ANGRY GLARE.]
In.....
the New TESTAMENT?"

[SILENCE.]

"Am I SHOCKIN' Ya?"

[SORROWFUL GAZE.]
"Nothing shocks Me,
My beloved."

(Philosophical shrug.)
"Yeah; I guess."
(Smile!)
"That covers a big can'a
BEANS, don't* it?"

[NOD.]

(Silence.)

[SILENCE.]

(Look up at dusty ceiling
fan.)
"Hey, LORD?
Have You ever seen
those REAL big can'a
BEANS, at SAMS?"
(Smile!)
"They're, like.......HUGE!"
(Chuckle!)
"They're, like.....WEIRD!"

[GENTLE SMILE.]
[NOD.]
"What of it,
My child."

(Squint.)
"What of what."

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"You mean, that stuff
we were just
TALKIN' about?"

[GAZE.]

(Shrug.)
"What's to SAY?
Like I said, it was a
long TIME ago."
(Shrug.)
FORGET it."

[TENDER VOICE.]
"Tell Me,
My precious."

"WHAT?
SO?
So, I was thinkin'
of not goin' back to that
BIBLE study, anymore!
So WHAT?"

[NOD.]

"I just hate all that
stuff they say about
the JEWS. It's really
UGLY."

[PATIENT SIGH.]

"I HATE it."

[SILENCE.]

(Long silence.)
"I was just a little
kid."
(Look off, into the air.)
"I got scared."

"What did you do,
child?"

"Huh?"
(Shrug.)
"Oh, nothin.
Nothin': I just
didn't say ANYTHING.
And....I held my head up."

[GENTLE CHUCKLE.]

"So, what d'Ya think
I should DO, LORD?
Ya think I should QUIT?"

[QUIET VOICE.]
"Read My Word,
child."

(Cranky squint.)
"Which PART?
The one with the
JEWS, in it?"

[GENTLE SMILE.]
"Yes,
My beloved.
That One."
*********************
Joseph said to them...
as for you,
you meant evil
against me;
but
God
meant it
for good.
[Genesis 50:19-20]

____________________________
*Incorrect grammar:
used in context for
conversational emphasis.

PLEASE ENCOURAGE AUTHOR BELOW LEAVE COMMENT ON ARTICLE
Reader Count & Comments
Date

The opinions expressed by authors do not necessarily reflect the opinion of FaithWriters.com. This is especially true with articles that deal with personal healthcare and prophecy. We encourage the reader to make their own decision in consultation with God, His Word, and others as needed.

This article has been read 713 times    < Previous | Next >
Read more articles by Julie Michaelson or search for other articles by topic below.
Search for articles on: (e.g. creation; holiness etc.)
Read more by clicking on a link:
Free Reprints
Main Site Articles
Most Read Articles
Highly Acclaimed Challenge Articles.
New Release Christian Books for Free for a Simple Review.

God is Not Against You - He Came on an All Out Rescue Mission to Save You


...in Christ God was reconciling the world to himself, not counting their trespasses against them... 2 Cor 5:19

Therefore, my friends, I want you to know that through Jesus the forgiveness of sins is proclaimed to you. Acts 13:38

LEARN & TRUST JESUS HERE

FaithWriters offers Christian reading material for Christian readers. We offer Christian articles, Christian fiction, Christian non-fiction, Christian Bible studies, Christian poems, Christian articles for sale, free use Christian articles, Christian living articles, New Covenant Christian Bible Studies, Christian magazine articles and new Christian articles. We write for Jesus about God, the Bible, salvation, prayer and the word of God.




Home  |   My Account  |   What's New  |   Site Map  |   Contact Us  |   Help  |   Blog
Monthly Newsletter  |   SITE INFO  |   Link To Us  |   Become A Member  |   Sponsors  |   ADVERTISING