Humor

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My friends at work talk all the time about going out. The only part of me that went out last night was my hip. It took 10 minutes to pop back in…

I am thinking of making designer walkers
Forget the blah aluminum with the tennis ball at the bottom…
Think Tiger prints… or leopard…
Or leather-encased biker-guy walkers…
Or patriotic red, white and blue
Or maybe candy-apple red, with a tuck-and roll seat.
(Speaking of tuck-and-roll seats, I got a glimpse of mine in the mirror just now!)

After we revamp the walker industry,
let's work on updating those hideous hospital gowns.
That way, if we have to have tests done,
We can at least wear something with a little class.
I’m thinking the Tuxedo-look for the guys and
chiffon and boas for the gals.
Where is Cary Grant when you need him?
Project Runway, watch out!

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