Humor

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There was an animal expert doing a show about
rogue elephants. He traveled all over Africa,
Interviewing people who had been attacked or
had family members killed.

He was out in the bush following a particular
elephant believed to be rogue. While looking
in the camera talking the warning signs of
an attack, he didn't notice the elephant in
the background getting closer and showing
signs of aggression.

He also forgot that there no place to run except
open desert and the vehicle was too far away.
The next thing he knew, he was standing
before God.

God asked him this question:
"Why should I let you in?"

The animal expert replied;
" You see, God, I did important work
for animals. My last project was about
rogue elephants. I stood in the middle
of no where, telling people how to tell
when an elephant was about to attack.

I regret that I didn't notice the one
coming up behind me. So, here I
am waiting to get my reward.

God replied with these words:
"I'm not letting you in. You are an idiot."

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