Humor

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Bless the Lord,
O you his angels,
you mighty ones
who do His word,
hearkening to the
voice of His word!
[Psalms 103:20]
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"Lord?"

"Yes, child."

"Can I have ONE?"

"One WHAT."

"YOU KNOW;
one of THOSE guys!"

"Who, My precious."

"One 'a Your ANGELS!"

"What for."

"Well, for thing,
my car's real' dirty.
If You sent Michael
down, I bet he could
wash it up, in NO time."

[PATIENT NOD.]

"And, he's gotta' do
the WHOLE car;
not just the OUTSIDE.
And, I want him to
hang up one 'a those
scent things....
maybe, of 'Heaven Scent'."

"No."

"WHY, Lord?"

"Because I said so."

"Why NOT?"

[MORE PATIENT SILENCE.]

"I was thinking Lord....."

[PATIENT SIGH.]
"About what, My beloved."

"Well, that Michael could
just stop by, in between one
'a Your Big Assignments.
'Ya know, he's GOTTA' fly over
San Antonio, at least
ONCE a week."

"No."

"No, WHAT?"

"No in-between assignments,
My precious."

"You mean, Your angels
NEVER getta' BREAK time,
Lord?"

"No."

"Uh, uh, Lord!
What about LABOR laws?"

"I AM the Law, child."

(laugh!)
"Don't they have a BREAK room,
Lord; 'Ya know, where there's
a pot 'a too strong coffee, a
couple 'a dirty microwaves,
some unmatching tables and chairs,
and naturally, a trash can full of
burnt POPCORN?"

"No."

"That's not fair, Lord.
When I get up There,
the FIRST thing I'm gonna'
do, is organize an ANGEL union!"

"No, My precious."

"Huh?"

"The first thing you will do...."

"What?"

"Is see Me."
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My God
sent His angel
and shut the lions' mouths.....
[Daniel 6:22]

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