Humor

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Clinton Went Down To Georgia
(original lyrics from Charlie Daniels—“The Devil Went Down To Georgia”)
By

Stephen A. Peterson

Hiliary Clinton went down to Georgia. She was lookin’ for some votes to steal. She was in a bind ‘cause she was way behind in the poles, and she was willin’ to make a deal, when she came across this young man sawin’ on a fiddle and playin’ it hot. And Clinton jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
“Boy, let me tell you what.

I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a fiddle player, too. And if you’d care to dare, I’ll make a bet with you. Now, you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give me, Hiliary, my due. I’ll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul and the souls of all Americans.” The boy said, “My name’s Johnny, and it might be a sin. But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, ‘cause I’m the best that’s ever been.”

Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, ‘cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia and Clinton deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold. But if you lose Clinton get your and America’s souls.

Hiliary opened up her case and she said, “I’ll start this sow”. And fire flew from her fingertips as she rosined up her bow. And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss. Then a band of demons led by Bill joined in and it sounded somethin’ like this:

When Hiliary finished, Johnny said, “Well, you’re pretty good, Ms. Clinton, but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it’s done.

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run. The Clintons in the House of the Rising Sun. Chicken in the bread pan pickin’ out dough. Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

Hiliary bowed her head because she knew that she’d been beat. And she laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny’s feet. Johnny said, “Ms. Clinton, just come on back if you every want to try again. “Cause I told you once, you daughter of a B****, I’m the best that’s ever been.”

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