Humor

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Larry Lilly's Letter Tuesday February 7, 2006

I usually refrain from making comments relating to securities, but today, well today I have to share these hot tips with you. I assure you that I do NOT own stock in these companies nor will I do so in the future. I think that just taking the time to read of these amazing mergers said to be scheduled to take place in the near future will help you.

First must have stock is based on the possible to probable merger of Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R. Grace. The new company will be known as Hale Mary, Fuller Grace. This should be a hot a stock in the Non-Muslim countries.

PolyGram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers, join forces and become Polly Warner Cracker. Juvenile Rock audiences are sure to buy into this company at a record pace.

3M will merge with Goodyear and become MMMGood.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell will merge and trade as Fairwell Honeychild.

And finally, Knott's Berry Farm and The National Organization of Women will merge and trade as, Knott NOW.

I really have no inside info on the above mergers though I confess I did get a chuckle from reading of these proposals. I hope you do too.

Why?

Because, Proverbs 17:22 says,

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones."

Many of my readers suffer from 'a broken spirit.' This is caused by some going through enormous financial difficulties, others are wallowing in the throes of a nasty divorce and still others are unable to get along with anyone for very long. There are other causes. No matter the why of a broken spirit, it still dries the bones as the Bible states.

Some forms of cancer are cured by a 'bone marrow transplant.' I understand that, in simplified terms, a marrow transplant involves killing the cancerous marrow and injecting healthy marrow into the bone and in time the new, healthy marrow replaces the diseased marrow.

It is obvious that God is teaching us to replace the cancerous spiritual marrow, that is ate up with self pity, worry and abuse with a good hearty laugh every now and then.

Larry Lilly Copyright © 2006 Use with credit.

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