Humor

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Virtually, a pizza order-



"Tom, we should order up a pizza for tonight."

"That's a great idea, Honey. I'll order up our usual."

"Wow, that's great news! Our pizza place no longer takes phone orders. We have to order it online.
Well, that should be easy enough."

"Hmmmm... it says,
'Your browser needs to be updated to use this feature'.
I need to install this program called, 'pizza a go go'. And Now, I also need to install this... this ... however you say it. It looks like confusing gibberish to me."

"Oh great...
'enter your name and password'... but I don't know... Oh good, right here I can click, 'I forgot my username and password'... Honey, they are gonna email me a new username and pasword!"
Ok, how do I get to my email... yes, here it is. What? Now it says, 'enter your email pasword and username'. Why does that have to do THAT now? I just used my darned email yesterday!"

"Tom, are you talking to yourself again?"

"What? I guess... you know me, Hon, I think better loudly."

"Great, another one that I don't remember... good Lord!... oh good... I can click, 'Forgot password'. Now, how in the heck are they going to email THAT one to me?... Oh, ok. I see."

"Honey, what was your grandma's maiden name again? Oh yeah, I think I remember."

"Now, What are the last four digits of our first born's social security number? Boy, a little much if you ask me. All of this for a stinkin' pizza. Pizza was a great idea, you had, my Dear!"

"Honey!... Hon! ...what was the name of that fourth grade teacher that you loved so much? No, she was the bully. Never mind... I remember!, it was your second grade teacher."

"And that hamster you had? or was it your goldfish? ...you know the one that when you flushed it down the toilet, your sister said, 'We'll be peein' ya later'. Honey! Why don't you answer me?"

"Oh yes, never mind, Hon! Its name was Sparky. A strange name for a goldfish if you ask me."

"Yes, YES ...YES! I AM a human! Now what kind of hell is this? 'Select the pictures that contain street signs'... What! That wasn't right? Try again... now 'Select all of the pictures that have crosswalks'. This is all making me so angry... and hungry for that pizza. It seems I can almost smell it. It's probably just me boiling from the inside out! Hon? Honeeeeey!"...

"Oh yes! I'm finally in to my email."

"I'm in to my email, Dear! Now, where is that email they sent?
Oh yes! here it is, 'your temporary password and user name'. We'll be getting that pizza pretty soon, Hon! Now, I wonder where she went."

"Now, sweety... I'm finally back to this, 'pizza a go go'. It is installed ...in like... 3... no 23 minutes... no...12... 9 minutes. Just 9...no, 11 more minutes, Sweety Hmmmmmm..."

"Finally! , now, 'set up a user name and password'. Easy peasy. It's easy peasy Honey!"

"Ohhhh...That username has already been used ...choose another username... Wow, that one is taken too... how many people are ordering these, 'pizza a go go's'? There... that one worked... I hope I can remember it. Hah! Like that's going to happen."

"Now, set up a password. The password needs to have ten to fifteen characters and must contain a symbol, a capital and some numbers ...all for a stupid pizza.
We should... yes! ... we'll have that pizza in no time Hon, I just need..."

"Tom, come in to the kitchen and get your pizza. While you were screwing around on that computer, I just decided to walk down to the deli and pick one up to bring home and bake."

"But I..."

"But I, nothing. You always seem to be screwing around on that thing, when you can be doing something productive!"

"Oh... I hate Computers! But I love you, sweety! You are always keeping me on task. Where are the plates?"

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