Humor

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Whose lie is it anyways?


(A spoof on "Whose line is it anyways?")


Hey Colin,
Remember all these, "great hits" put out by that legendary group of, "artists," known as the Bildeberg Group?


The... Build-a Bear Group? Ryan?


No, no... Colin,
Bildaberg!
Bild-a-berg! Come on you know those hits!...Like:


A Toy named YOU


A wider state of fail


All you need is death


I always feel like FACEBOOK is watching me


BarackOguile Crock


Carrion my vulture son
(The Rockefeller family tradition)


Donuts make your proud guys blue?


Don't stop till you get enough (so...never)


Don't Speak (freely)


Dumpin' That Cash (it's a Gas Gas Gas)


... Oh! Yes Ryan, now I remember those old songs. They really seem to hold up and even apply to our society today. It is a gas, gas gas!
Here's a small sampling of more of those smash hits:


Eve of destraction


Everybody wants to RUIN the world


Everybody's working ON the weekend


Grey skies (aren't gonna clear up)


Hey Joe! (Biden, don't go too far away with that gun in your hand!)


Hit them with their first shots


Hotel Can't afford ya


How many more crimes?


I neutered the sheriff


Iran (NOT so far away)


I second that commotion


I want a new Drugwar


I want your GUNS


It's My Parties (I can pry if I want to)


The Judge sure is a flunky


Lies,Lies,Lies


Livin' in Amerika


Losing YOUR religion


Lyin' guys


My boyfriend's back (It used to be hairy)


Pump up the debt


Radioactive


Sadder days in the dark


Saved by Euro


Send in the Feds


Take my Breasts away


The smote gets in your eyes


The things we do for Satan


Up up and away (In my inflationary balloon)


Warpigs


Way Screwed


We don't need another Euro


We've got friends in high places


When a man WAS a woman


Wipeout (Your retirement portfolio )


Won't get real FOOD again


You've lost that workin' feelin'


You know,
those hits go on and on.


Oh Yeah, Yes Ryan, now I remember them all! They are all great ! just great!
This group's works have really had an influence on ALL of our lives!
I have a feeling though Colin, that they haven't even really BEGUN to leave the mark on all of us that they have set out to do!
You're probably right about that Ryan... But
Now YOU can get all of these, "wonderful," influential Bildeberg hits in one place
Please! Please!
"Get them," now on the record we have so aptly named:


"Wake me up before it blows blows "


(Still not available in Iowa)

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