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Topic: SLIP OF THE TONGUE (01/26/17)
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TITLE: Ten Biblical Proportional Slips of the Tongue | Previous Challenge Entry
By Linda Gage
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10. Genesis 6: Noah to The Lord regarding the building of the Ark
“Oops! Sorry Lord. So it WAS pitch the inside and outside of the ark, NOT pitch inside and outside the park? My curve ball was just getting good too.”
9. I Kings 3: Solomon’s request to God
Thanks Lord, but I really just requested to distinguish between the right and wrong heart burn relief. Governing people is stressful.”
8. Exodus 8: Pharoah to Moses regarding the exodus
“What do you mean let your ‘feeple’ go?’
7. Genesis 11: Tower of Babel
“Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches hell, uh I mean heaven.”
6. I Kings 17: Elijah announces a great drought.
“As the Lord, the God of Israel, lives, whom I serve, there will be neither rew nor dain in the next few weeks except at my word.”
5. Daniel 3: Herald to the people of Babylon regarding Nebuchanezzar’s image of gold.
“Whoever DOES fall down and worship will immediately be thrown into a blazing furnace.”
4. Genesis 19: Lot to Angel at Sodom and Gommorah’s destruction
“Woah, I thought you said the city was going to be evacuated not evaporated.”
3. Genesis 16: Abram to Sarai when she sent him to Hagar.
“I am glad you told me to go ‘eat’ with your slave. She really is a good cook.”
2. Matthew 14: Herodias’ daughter’s request to Herod on his birthday
“Give me here on a platter, the ‘bread’ of John the Baptist.”
And (drum rolls) the number one Biblical-proportion slip of the tongue (if there ever could have/ would have been one) that may or may not have changed the world.
1. Genesis 3: Satan to Eve regarding eating fruit from the tree
“You WILL certainly die.”
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