Humor

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Saddam’s Sons And Daughters


Now that Uday and Quasay have gone to the happy jihad ground, a few of Saddam’s lesser known children are coming to the attention of American and world authorities. They are:

Mayday—the ship captain son always in trouble with other country’s navies

Otay—the son with a speech impediment.

Gooffay—the son who is the class clown of the family

Dumfay—the son who is an ergophobiac who is in left field much of the time

Sooay—the son who is the half brother of Bill Cllinton and serious Arkansas Razorback fan

Guday—the son who is an Australian sheep herder

Coolsay—the son who is cigarette manufacturing CEO

Paylay—the son who is a Brazilian soccer star and half brother of Bill Clinton

Okay—the “yes man” son who was responsible for thousands of outhouse explosions in Iraq, France and several Middle Eastern countries

Baylay—the son who is a transvestite belly dancer

Maylay—the son who is a professional liberal activist in the Republican guard

Mulay—the son who was the finance minister for Iraq

Bengay—the son who is an Iraqi physical therapist and NFL bookie

Zubay—the son who is an Iraqi car manufacturing CEO

Beybay—the son who is a member of the Iraqi street gang, family outcast. bum, wine-o

Dayday—the son who ruled Uganda until his ouster, half brother to Bill Clinton

Jessay—the son who heads the rainbow coalition in Chicago, USA

Biday—the son who specializes in feminine hygiene

Whosay—the son who headed the Iraqi national newspaper

Sooflay—the son who is an owner of a French restaurant in Baghdad

Huray—the son who is a sports nut

Kuntay and Kintay—the twin sons born of an Ethiopian mother

Sayhey—the son who became a famous American baseball star

Tipsay—the son who is a drunkard, womanizer

Shoofay—the son who owns a pie factory in France

Ojay—the son who systematically beat up and murdered his wife without having to pay for it

Ebay—the son who is an internet magnate and loaded with big money

Fritolay—the son who is chip owner and owner of the Detroit Tigers and Texas Rangers American baseball teams

Regay—the son who is singer and rum runner for the East Iraqi division of Bush Beer, Inc.

Tupay—the son who continually has bad hair days everyday

Puray—the son who owns a blender factory in France

Ecksray—the son who is an incompetent radiologist in Saddam Medical Center, Baghdad



Among Saddam’s Daughters are:

Lattay—the daughter who is a coffee shop owner in Paris, France

Bufay—the daughter who is a 300 pounder who collects pictures of Bill Clinton her half brother

Dushay—the daughter who is a scrupulous cleaner of herself and her surroundings

Phayray—the daughter who is a zoo worker in the gorilla house in Baghdad

Sapheway—the daughter who is the owner of all grocery stories in Baghdad

Oillay—the daughter who is half Mexican and half sister to Bill Clinton

Gudlay—the daughter who is registered prostitute


AND FINALLY:

There is Oyvay—but the family doesn’t like to talk about him much



(c) Stephen A. Peterson
2003

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