Humor

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'Oh Adam!" Eve replied, as he questioned her again.

'of course there never was another man!

I'm your beautiful bride, the rib from your side,
Now please, stop the questions if you can.

Let us go down to the market, have a look at all the fruit, the apples look juicy this week.

Do not gossip anymore, He can hear you 'upstairs', will be angry if He hears the words you speak!"

So Eve took Adam to the tree of life and knowledge, as the story goes.

As he looked upon the the fruit, Adam saw a little snake who was wriggling around near his toes.

So Eve took the apple from the tree, made Adam eat,
Then they recognised friend from foe!

They were banished from the Garden, from the tree of life,
Then Eve gave birth to two sons.

Caine and Abel, they were born, one son died and went 'upstairs',
While the other hung around to have some fun!

So, the moral to this story, should you listen to your wife,
Many things of you will she ask.

She will tempt and will seduce you, throw a fit,
And then to you, she will blame it all upon a silly asp!

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