Politics

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In that day
the Lord will whistle
for the fly
which is at the sources
of the streams of Egypt,
and for the bee
which is in the land
of Assyria.
[Isaiah 7:18]
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"I didn't know You
whistled, Lord?"

[LAUGH!]
"You don't know Me,
child!"

"I thought I did, Lord."

"No, My beloved."

"What should I do, Lord?"

"About what, My child."

"Well.....as they say,
elections and divorces
bring out the worst in
people."

"Who says that, My precious."

(laugh!)
"ME!"

"Ah.
I see."
[PATIENT NOD.]

"Yeah.
People I know, think
I'm a Republican, Lord.
(precocious pause)
But, You & I BOTH
know I'm really
a Democrat."

"Yes, Mein kinder."

"A DEMOCRAT:
through and THROUGH."

[NOD.]

"Born n' bred a
Democrat, Lord.
How was I brought up,
Lord: that Republicans
were just a bunch 'a
rich, WAR mongers?"

"Yes.
I know, child."

"I can't change, Lord.
I've tried, but......
it just ain't me.
(thoughtful silence)
A Democrat livin' in Texas:
what can 'ya do?"

[SMILE.]

"So, what d'Ya THINK,
Lord? Are we gonna
get the BEE......
or the FLY?"

"Don't worry, My child."

"Are You KIDDIN, Lord?
EVERYBODY's worried!"

"No, My child."

"WHY, Lord?"

"Remember, My child."

"Eh......that it's YOU...
Who does the
WHISTLING?"

[NOD.]
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In that day
every place where
there used to be
a thousand vines,
worth a thousand shekels
of silver,
will become
briers and thorns.
[Isaiah 7:23]

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