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TOP TEN Things Said By Job’s Other Friends
#10 Look, things could be worse….I think
#9 The bad news is: the tax auditor is here to see you. The good news is: you’ve got nothing to audit anymore
#8 Hey, have I come at a bad time…?
#7 You think YOU’VE got it bad? My mother in-law is here for a whole week!
#6 Don’t you wish you’d bought that insurance from me now?
#5 I take it you’re not showing up for poker tonight?
#4 Ya know, you and your open sores and that ash heap are bringing down property values…
#3 It’s not too late to invest in a “Living Will”…granted, you have no kids anymore and no assets to speak of..
#2 Wow, dude. Sucks to be you…
And the Number One Things Said By Job’s Other Friends:
#1 Heya, Job! How’s life treatin’ ya?
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Just Kidding! :-)
I know God's getting my life back together.
I've learned in hard times to trust God when you're over come with grief. And when the tears aren't so fervent, just look at thinks as humorusly as possible.
Learn to try and keep a smile--which can some time be hard. But like the Bible says--I paraphrase--the body can handle a cold, but if your spirit gets sick you don't hold much hope.
I liked this article and #2 and #1 made me laugh out loud.
I've really have had people admire how my life sucks!
I don't know how you came up with this, but it was great!