Humor

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Dear God,

Today the world looks a little sad and it seems in the need of a pick me up. I was driving into work today (sorry I was late...won't happen again) and there was this man standing on the side of the road and I drove right by...he looked like he might be in the need of help...I am sure that the person behind me stopped. I ran into the coffee shop and saw a man drop his food on the floor and stepped over him on my way to get my needed caffeine....whew....that coffee tasted good. I got in the truck and hurried over to the office so I could begin my day.....stupid person in front of me was going too slow so I let him have a taste of my horn.....he responded with telling me that I was number one in his book.....which is funny because it turns out he was number one in my book as well.....who knew!!

Pulled into the parking lot and saw a squirrel sitting in my spot...I sped up in order to scare him. The sun looked good this morning...nice job on that...sorry about the napkins I threw on the ground...I'll pick them up on my way home. Have you noticed all of the garbage that is piling up in this town....people just won't use a trash can....ooops...there goes another napkin....I'll get that tomorrow.

So like I was saying the world just seems a little sad today......any ideas on why? Just wondering.

Sincerely,
Your inspired worker....


Dear Inspired worker,

I FORGIVE YOU.


With much Love,

God


PS: Don't forget to pick up the napkins on the way home....and the squirrel says hi....he thinks that you are number one in his book as well....who knew?

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