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Do it yourself Generic - O - Word Utterance!!

Delivering inspired words of your own can be tedious work, so we’ve made it easy for you; all you need to do is pick and choose the selections and put them into the patented “Generic-O-Word” template and voila! Instant utterance! Never mind if some of your entries don’t quite match up, who's paying real attention and who’s going to remember it? Besides, if it doesn't make sense, it's the problem of "those without ears to hear."

The framework text is still in conservative favorite King James (The “First Language Of Choice” for God) and now two NEW FEATURES:

*NEW! Ultra Charismatic passage! Be up on the latest buzz-words and spiritually approved phrases!

**NEW! Emergent Church passage! Just right for the latest Emergent Church/ Fellowships/ Gatherings/ Online Congregations

GENERIC – O - WORD

Harken unto me, my _____1____ , yea, the _____2____ hast _____3____ , and I wouldst now _____4____ my _____5____ uponst the _____6____ ; only those whomst have _____7____ my _____8____ willst _____9____ my _____10____ . Come! _____11____ in the _____12____ of my _____13____ , before _____14____ !!


1.
Children
Lambs
People
Sheep
*Precious Flock-AH!
**Fans/Good buddies

2.
Hour
Day
Time
Age
*Unction-AH!
**Nanosecond

3.
Come
Fallen
Past
Arrived
*Drawn near (Glory-AH!)
**Been and gone, somewhat

4.
Pour out
Rain down
Call upon
Release
*REVEAL! I SAID REVEAL-AH!
**Seriously consider thinking about

5.
Wrath
Blessings
Judgment
Punishment
*Glory, glory, glory, glory, glory-AH!
**Breath Mints

6.
Wicked
Chosen
Fallen
Elect
*Brethren who have HEARD my unction-AH! (Glory!)
**Starbucks in the Narthex

7.
Called upon
Forgotten about
Thrown stones at
Heeded
*SEEN the promised land, shall KNOW the Promised Land and understand-AH!
**Had warm meaningful dialogues with

8.
Word
Chosen
Elect
Fallen
*Ways are not your ways-AH! My Mind is not your mind-AH! My Reckoning is not your reckoning-AH! My Spirit is not your spirit-AH!
**Starbucks in the Narthex

9.
Escape
Earn
Please
Acknowledge
*My Word is not your word-AH! My Plan is not your plan-AH! My Priorities are not your priorities-AH! My Wisdom is not your wisdom-AH!
**Have a warm meaningful appreciation for

10.
Wrath
Punishment
Blessings
Outpouring
*School is not your school-AH! My Home is not your home-AH! My Diet Plan is not your diet plan-AH! My Blog is not your blog-AH!
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11.
Nestle
Cower
Revel
Rest
*Give EAR unto this word, looking NOT to the left-AH! Looking NOT to the right-AH! Neither shalt thou count to FIVE-AH! Neither shalt thou count to TWO-AH! Excepting that thou then continuest-AH! unto THREE-AH!
**Have a warm meaningful experience in

12.
Shadow
Protection
Fullness
Glory
*(ooooooh, give me a moment-AH! Someone say AMEN-AH! Someone say GLORY-AH! Someone say HALLELUJAH-AH!)
**Extremely invigorating and enlightening

13.
Wrath
Covering
Blessings
Judgment
*Word unto you this day is COME!! The command unto you this day is COME !! The unction unto you this day is COME!! The revelation unto you this day is COME!! The desire I have for you this day is COME !! The SPIRIT and the BRIDE-AH say COME !!
**Really, really neat-o comforting spiritual dialogue

14.
The End of Days
The Time is Nigh
It Is Too Late
*What? Where was I? Um…. er….. amen?
**The Starbucks In the Narthex Runs Out of Sprinkles

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