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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD IN THE WILDERNESS WANDERING
#10 “Is Moses EVER going to stop and ask directions?”
#9 “But I’m milk and honey intolerant!”
#8 “How’s that “manna wine” coming along?”
#7 “Listen, you can’t call “Shotgun” for the ENTIRE journey!”
#6 “If I hear ONE MORE TIME “Are we there yet” you’re ALL in trouble!”
#5 “Slug beetle!”
#4 “For the last time, Eli, you just can’t “vote” your little brother out of the tribe!”
#3 “I thought we were supposed to turn left at that rock outcropping. Or was it that outcropping? Darn it, now they ALL look the same.”
#2 “100,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 100,000 bottles of beeeeeeeeer…”
And The Number One Top Ten Things Overheard During the Wilderness Wandering:
#1
“I spy with my little eye, something beginning with “S”.
“Sand”
“Gee, how’d you guess?”
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