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TOP TEN LITTLE KNOWN SIGNS OF REVELATIONS


#10 Indy 500 becomes Indy 666

#9 “That no one can buy nor sell, lest they have the mark of Wal-Mart upon them”

#8 One World Fast Food Chain: “McTacoKing”

#7 “And in your cinemas, there shall be a plague of perpetual sequels across the land, and no film shall be original, no not even one.”

#6 The Four “My Little Pony” Riders of the Apocalypse

#5 “And your domestic rulers shall be numbered among the cinema stars, pop singers, wrestlers and television has-beens; and of their increase, there shall be no end.”

#4 The as yet undiscovered “Picasso Code”

#3 “And behold, I saw a llama with many horns and eyes, rise up out of the sea.”

#2 Dr. Phil. ‘Nuff said.


And The Number One Top Ten Little Known Signs of Revelations:


#1 Gas now at $3.00 a gallon. Can Armageddon be far away?

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