Humor

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While spending time with the Lord, I started thinking about how He applies pressure and heat to our life to change us. This led me to writing the recipe below. Hope it brings a smile to your face even as it ministers truth.

Recipe for Miracle Heart

1 sinful heart – (1 is plenty for each individual)
1 pair of listening ears (a pair of somewhat listening or partially deaf is okay)
Several hardships (to bring heart condition to reality)
Gospel seeds (heart must be gently slit to place seeds inside for marinating.
Some hearts need more than others. Be sure to apply liberally.)
Season well with:
- Convicting power of the Holy Spirit
- Prayers of people who truly care
- Oil of Repentance
- Salt (apply liberally to seal any old wounds)
* Please note: Salt will burn initially but is necessary for end results.

- Place is small pressure cooker. Cover well with the blood of Jesus (please make sure to cover completely – this will ensure best outcome.)
- Turn heat up and wait.
- You will not need a timer. Each heart cooks at a different rate.
- When process is complete – Angels will be heard singing in heaven – and sound of pan will change.
Remove promptly for all to see.




Joyce Sykes @ 2005 share with credit

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