Humor

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Who told them that I had a big nose?

Now, when they buy new cars and furniture they call me to come sniff the leather. Seems like I've got musky deposits lining my nasal cavity.

But that is just the beginning.

Next time, they are calling me up, seeking advice about their relationships. Won't I have one first to have a good stance to dole out dos and don'ts?
Send me some tips, I need to be in a relationship myself.

Another time, someone bought a complex oven made in Germany, with a german manual and inscriptions. My german is so rusty and little that I rambled on, after figuring out the ON/OFF switch. At least, the guy's wife baked a cake, which I enjoyed.

But they were not through with me yet.

At a wedding, the musician did not show up, neither did the Compere. All eyes and fingers were on me, and I rose up to the ocassion. I converted the reception into a money-raising venture, getting the guys so worked up, they all wanted to outdo each other, as I raised the stakes.

Finally, they land a big contract and I get to see them no more.

Na wa o.

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