Humor

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IF FAITH IS THE SUBSTANCE OF THINGS HOPED FOR....

I hope this turns out okay
I hope I sleep well
I hope my bills get paid
I hope I’m a good employee
I hope my boss trusts me
I hope I don’t oversleep and lose my job
I hope I don’t get fat
I hope I don’t go bald
I hope my teeth don’t fall out
I hope my wife loves me
I hope I never run out of hairspray on a trip
I hope I get to go on some trips
I hope I’m not too vain
I hope I’m not too hard on my daughter
I hope I’m not too easy on her
I hope I can leave her an inheritance
I hope she grows up okay
I hope she loves God more than me
I hope we can have a pet again some day
I hope it doesn’t chew everything and poop on the carpet
I hope our landlord thinks we’re good tenants
I hope we get to go somewhere this summer
I hope its not because I overslept and we’re being evicted
I hope the farmers get enough rain this summer
I hope it’s not so much that we get an outbreak of mosquitoes
I hope our new brakes don’t fail
I hope we never have to find out
I hope our car lasts longer than the payments
I hope I never have really bad gas at an important meeting
I hope I get to go to some very important meetings
I hope when I’m old people remember me
I hope when I’m old I remember
I hope I get to mow my own lawn someday
I hope I’m not wearing black socks and Wingtips
I hope I never like Fruitcake
I hope that someday we know who really shot JFK
I hope the Cubs win the World Series someday
I hope they’re playing the White Sox
I hope some people will think this is funny
I hope the rest don’t think I need therapy
I hope that someday no one will be able to offend me
I hope I’m not lying in a coffin at the time
I hope Jesus comes back soon
I hope He recognizes me

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