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Jehovah T`saba.
The LORD is our Warrior.
“You could’a stopped it, LORD.”
“What, child.”
“That guy. That one who shot five of his neighbors.”
“How, child.”
“Aw.
Come on!
I can think of 5 things right off the bat:
a sudden appendicitis attack
the gun could’a jammed
a wild dog comes down the street and bites him
a sudden embolism
a vulture dies, and falls out of the sky onto his head.”
[SILENCE.]
“That’s horrible, LORD.
That poor man lost his young wife, and kid in just a couple of minutes.”
“It is horrible, Mein kin`der.”
“Well.
What were You doin`: sittin` up there eatin` POPCORN?”
“Why always popcorn, schweetz`kah.”
“Cuz that’s what people do watchin` a movie.
I picture You sittin` up there in a big easy chair and munching on buttered popcorn.
Looking slightly bored.”
“I Am never bored,
child.”
“Are You helpless?”
[SILENCE.]
“Unfeeling?”
[SILENCE.]
“This isn’t another one of those all things work together for schmood moments, is it?”
“I Am the Moment,
child.”
“What’s wrong with You, LORD?”
Why do You just sit there?
Munching on caramel popcorn?”
[SILENCE.]
“Either You’re all powerful, or
You’re not?”
[SILENCE.]
“Either You’re all good,
or You’re not?”
[SILENCE.]
“You make Jupiter,
and Ya can’t stop some idiot guy in South Texas
with a gun?”
“I Am the Popcorn,
kin`der.”
“Cute, LORD.
Very cute.”
“I Create the air.
And
I Make the
corn.”
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