Healthy Living

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The A,B,Cs of Dr. Zeus' Pharmaceutical emporium-

Acetaminophenical

Barbituates enhance your soul

Cancer drugs are good for you

Drinking silver turns you blue

Easy answers are the trend

Fungusy toenails ain't your friend

Germs go great with fear and Ale

Have some weed, you'll go to jail

Iodine ONLY cleans your puncture wound

Just take your shot and get immune

Keep fluoride flowing everywhere

Laughing gas while in the chair

Munch those flintstone tabs young man

Nip and tuck is Mama's plan

Oh my gosh my aching pride

Perscribe? Prescribe? Perscribed? Prescribed!

Quickly rend that heartache gone

Relinquish your will, your light, your song

Safe and effective so you can't sue

Talk to your lawyer to see if
"tuff Hop!" is right for you

Urban bourbon our new perfume

Viagara sings its "holy tune"

Wonder and beauty isn't there

Xanax makes us not even care

You think maybe we cant resist?

Zenith of the pharmacist!

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