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Adam and the issue of the Apple

by Jide Oboise
05/03/17
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Genesis 3:6

As the cars sped past on this lonely desert road, the noise of the oncoming vehicle made the passers-by swing around in alarm... it was a small vehicle that seemed to be flying, in the distance it looked like it was lifted up off the road as it approached; suddenly a loud crack ...woe!
At the site of the crash, at first glance, both cars were a write-off. Wonder of all wonders, the two drivers crawled out by themselves from underneath the wreckage! They only had slight bruises on them, the reckless driver came out first with a moan saying, "thank God am still alive". They both flopped down on their backs on the wet grass in the open field. Then the one at fault looked at the other driver exclaiming, "so you're a man, interesting, am a woman!"

Look at our cars, totally wrecked! Nothing remaining, this must be a sign from God that we should meet and become friends for life! The man replied in the affirmative agreeing with her. 
She continued, look... A bottle of wine and unbroken! Another miracle within minutes, this means that God wants us to drink and celebrate our victory over death, the man nodded and agreed once again. Then she passes the bottle to Him, he opens it and gulps almost half of the bottle greedily. He hands it back to her, she takes the bottle puts the cap back on and returns it to the puzzled man who asks, "aren't  you having any?"
"Nah" she replies, think I'll just sit here and wait for the police to arrive and collect the evidence... DUI!
Driving under influence.

Have men really grown wiser since Adam? And the women? Mmmmm... con galore!

May the good Lord help us all.

Ephesians 5: 6-7; 14-20