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Then the Lord God
said....'What is this
that you have done?'
[Genesis 3:13]
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"I don't really understand
why it's so important,
LORD."
"What,
My child."
"This whole SIN...business?
Why is Jesus so IMPORTANT?
What's the big deal?"
[SILENCE.]
"I mean...like,
what have I done,
TODAY?
NUTHIN'!"
"What have you
done today,
My beloved."
"Eh....well,
I'm OFF,
today,
so....
Ya know..
I did some WASH,
and watered my PLANTS,
and put up some STUFF,
and read a bunch of news
articles on the INTERNET,
wrote some funny comments
under some a' those
articles.....
worried about ebola,
worried about isis,
worried about my cats,
worried about my mums,
cursed in Yiddish,
cursed in English,
cursed at a bunch of people
in the news,
ate some chocolate ice cream,
ate some tortillas,
emailed some FRIENDS,
and....
oh, yeah:
I was supposed to
go pick up that
cholesterol medicine
at the pharmacy but
I was too lazy to go
out..."
"You shouldn't be lazy
about those things,
My child."
"WHAT?
So...that's a SIN?
What.
That I didn't go to the
damn PHARMACY?
So WHAT?"
[SIGH.]
"I HATE that cholesterol stuff!
And they keep TELLING me to take
all those FISH OIL PILLS! YUCK!
I HATE that damn STUFF! All
they do is make me GAG, and
BURP!
ECH!
I just quit TAKIN' em!"
[SIGH.]
"I'll pick that
friggin' stuff up,
TOMORROW!
Big...DEAL!
I HATE those damn DOCTORS!"
"What else have
you done today,
Mein kinder'lah."
"Nuthin'!
You mean,
like,
with SIN?"
[NOD.]
"NUTHIN!
Unless I've havin'
a major bout of
super AMNESIA,
or somethin'. But if
it was THAT much fun,
You would think I would'a
REMEMBERED!"
"Oy vey z'mir."
"Aw!
Come on, LORD!
I'm HUMAN!
What...so I had some
envious THOUGHTS,
today? So...I had
some ANGER,
today! So...I hated
my BODY, today?
So....I had some
sexual THOUGHTS,
today! BIG DEAL!
Heck, I ain't DEAD!
Not YET, anyway!"
"You just said
the truth,
My precious."
"WHAT?"
"You're
human."
***************************
For God so loved
the world,
that He
gave
His only
Son,
that whoever
believes in Him,
should not
perish
but
have
eternal life.
[John 3:16]
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