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The Art of Feng Shui, and Using Duct Tape for Closure

by Julie Michaelson
02/17/08
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I am weary
with my moaning;
every night I flood my bed
with tears;
I drench my couch
with my weeping.
My eye wastes away
because of grief,
it grows weak
because of all my foes.
[Psalms 6:6-7]
****************************
"I'm seeking closure, Lord."

"What is that, child."

"Huh? Oh.....it's this New Age
thing that everybody's supposed
to have; it's sorta like owning
one 'a those fancy new cameras:
it looks real neat, and everything,
but you're not really sure what
to DO with it."

"Ah. I see."

"Yeah, it sorta goes along
with Feng Shui. Have you ever
heard 'a THAT, Lord?"

[NOD.]

"Yeah. I think it's gotta
do with arranging the furniture
in your house a certain way,
so that you have more positive
energy, or somethin."
(thoughtful squinting)
I think it's got somethin
to do with nature, and
harmony."

"Does it work, child?"

"Well......I dunno, Lord:
every time I'VE rearranged
MY furniture, the only
energy I FEEL is a backache!"

[SYMPATHETIC NOD.]

"I looked up Feng Shui, Lord:
it's Chinese for 'WIND/WATER'."

"Who made the wind and water,
little one?"

"Eh.......YOU, Lord?"

"Ah. Then Whom should
you seek first, child?"

"YOU, Lord?"

[NOD.]

"But, what about my FURNITURE,
Lord? Which way should it FACE?"

"Seek Me, child."

"Yeah, but......"

"And, face Me."

(painful squint)
"But, what about this CLOSURE
thing, Lord? I'm havin a
lot a trouble with that."

"What do you need to close, child?"

"Eh.......I've got this big box, in my
closet, Lord....
of painful memories."

[NOD.]

"I've tried duct tape, Lord,
but in the middle of the night,
the box still pops open."

[NOD.]

"What should I DO?
I even went to Home Depot
to get the strongest tape,
I could find! It cost 9 bucks!
When I got home, I wrapped
up the box twice........but, it
STILL didn't work!"

"What should you have
tried first, My beloved?"

"Eh......gone to WALMART?
You're right, Lord. I
probably would've found
some cheaper tape THERE, huh?"

[LAUGH!]
"No, My beloved!"

"WHAT, then? I've tried
putting it out with the trash,
but that darn box always
makes its way back INSIDE!
It's a CONNIVING little thing,
ain't IT?"

[CHUCKLE.]

"Yeah, Lord.
I'm on one side of my
door, and the box is on
the other......we play a tug
of war......and, it always
WINS."

"You do not have the
strength, My child."

"Uh uh, Lord. I'm way
too sentimental. Plus,
I've got the strength of
a worm."

[NOD.]
"And, Who made the worm,
child?"

"You did, Lord."

[NOD.]
"And, Who will fight
for you, child?"

"Eh......I dunno."

[GENTLE VOICE.]
"WHO, child?"

"Eh.....I guess: YOU?"

[NOD.]

"But WHY, Lord?
Why would You DO that?
I'm just a little worm!"

[SMILE.]
"Because, child.....
I love you."
**************************
The Lord is my Shepherd,
I shall not want;
He makes me lie down
in green pastures.
He leads me beside
still waters;
He restores my soul.
[Psalms 23: 1-2]



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