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The Cropulnue

by bo Jennings
12/01/13
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The alligators argle-bargled with their bloviated speech. 

Predictably, a cockamamie cantankerous story arose. 

When, the ornery panjandrum nincompoup slang-wangled the mavericks tale, 

Which snolly-gostered the wablit's worn out mugwamping tune

That led to, a batrachromy and sialoquinting

while swine pinning that smell-fungused hocus-pocused balderdashing letter

~ That was mailed. 

It's not that complicated. 

And, that's the truth.

 




Definition of words: 

Allegator; allegedly 

Argle-bargled; loud quarrel 

Betrachom; making a mountain out of a mole hill 

Bloviated; pompous or loud speech 

Cropulous; eating or drinking too much 

Mugwamp; follows no part 

Panjamdram; thinks highly of themself 

Sialoquent; spits while speaking 

Slang whanger; loud, abrasive and obnoxious 

Smell-fungus; pessimistic 

Snolly goster; untrustworthy 

Wablit; worn out 

You should know the rest of the words 

* one hundred most funniest words in EnglishAuthor Notes