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Top Ten John the Baptist Pet Peeves

#10 All that “shouting in the wilderness” makes you hoarse.

#9 Breakfast: Locusts and honey. Lunch: Locusts and honey. Dinner: Locusts and honey.

#8 Too much time in the Jordan river gives you wrinkled fingers and toes

#7 Getting junk mail addressed to “Mr. The Baptist, or Desert Occupant”.

#6 No take-out Chinese in the desert

#5 Pharisees think phrase “You Brood of Vipers” is slang for “Cool Guys”

#4 Missed opportunity to say, “Jesus, you da Man!”

#3 Television evangelism spot fell through

#2 Can’t get baseball scores while sitting in Harod’s prison

And the #1 Top Ten John the Baptist Pet Peeve:

#1 Salome’s dance really nothing to lose your head over.

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