Humor

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To be a survivor in this amazing race with a need for speed you need god’s grace and if you are more desperate than housewives watching jersey shore you can be sure that you can’t cope without hope and that’s not on a soap like general hospital, it don’t matter if your young and restless or living in Dallas cause as the world turns those that don’t choose will burn and if your looking to oprah or dr Phil you will still be lost because it wasn’t Raymond that paid the cost. You wont find the truth in the vampire diaries or gray’s anatomy because Seinfeld didn’t die for you and me. It was a supernatural season that’s the reason that god saved the gossip girl and the rest of the world. There’s no bones about it you will get the la blues if you don’t heed gods good news because it can’t be found on cnn or espn and watching who wants to be a millionaire won’t get you there. It doesn’t matter if you ask the audience because only he has a real life line No American idol or council tribe has a final answer that will satisfy. You can’t get saved by the fall guy, or the six million dollar man, not wonder women, spider man or Tarzan can lead the way you won’t be saved by the bell and delivered from the fire of hell by following leno, or spinning the wheel of fortune, so why put your eternity in jeopardy, forget the family feud because the Brady’s, the beaver even Joan cleaver are no better than Denis the menace when it comes to saving your sins. But don’t feel like the sopranos on Saturday night, because there is a way to save your friends and David letterman but the top chef can’t cook it up in 60 minutes even with the help of bobby flay, emril, Sandra lee, Paula dean, or even tony bourdain mark summers cant show you how manna is made and even Mario batali doesn’t have a recipe to get saved. Even an iron chef or Alton brown can’t help you, if you don’t choose the only one who ever fed thousands with five fishes and bread for one. You may love lucky but if you don’t love Christ, then it will take more than a prison break and criminal minds to show you that the bang bang theory didn’t make the third rock from the sun. Happy days are here to come if you choose the true blood of the one that truly traveled the star trek and came to earth to save you from your sins. It doesn’t take Dr oz, house or squad 51 to mend your broken heart, all you have to do is place the remote control on the son, because own, nbc, cbs, hbo, and even TBN cant deliver you from your sins so turn off the TV and set your focus on him.

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