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Jayjay clapy loved unicorns. Don't ask me why, he just did. Now, because of this love, he would always go out into the "lovely-little-petite-awesome-forest". Now the "lovely-little-petite-awesome- forest" happened to be in the middle of the "dark-and-freaky-weird-and-just -plain-evil-forest". Don't ask me how they got these freaking long names, they...just did.

So, to get on with the story...well, one day, while jayjay clapy was out walking in the forest, one day, he came upon a sweet little elf child. Or that is what it seemed to him. But in reallity, this "sweet" elf child, was actualy an adult elf thug, which loved to beat up people. The only reason he looked all sweet, is because all elfs look sweet, but it's racist to say they all our sweet. So, if i were you, i wouldn't call an elf sweet, unless you actualy knew him, and even then, don't call any of them sweet. You just don't do those kind of things, in this world...*takes big breath*, now that i got that off my chest.


Well, jayjay clapy had seen this "sweet" elf in the distance, and he had immedietely thought to himself, "oh, look at the sweet little elf, isn't he cute."...wait, did i just say "thought"? Well i didn't mean too, i meant to say "he said out loud". And now that you know that he actualy said it, not thought it, you can understand the beating that andrik got from this "sweet" elf. Which jayjay clapy had now seen was not very sweet.

Some of you might think that this is the end of the story, well it's not. Theres still more too it, so you better keep on reading, you...you...stinky head.

After jayjay clapy got done being beat up by the short elf thug, he was "rescued" by a girl by the name of sday (you better not ask me how to pronounce that, cause i can't), which so happens to be the girl of jayjay clapy's dreams. Now, the reason i said rescue, with qoutation marks, is because sday is...how should i say it...she never, i mean NEVER, knows what time it is.

Once, while i was talking to her, and she asked me what time it was, i told her it was 9:12pm, and 5 seconds latter, one of our good friends, came up, and asked sday what time it was, and she didn't know. And, because of this, fate always makes her late. Fate is her boyfriend by the way. And this made her come to jayjay clapy's "rescue" AFTER he needed rescuing. She was late, yet again.

"Hey jayjay clapy...wat's up with all the bruises on your body?...and why is a sweet little elf walking away from you?" did i mention, she was stupid already? Well, if i didn't, SDAY IS TOTALLY STUPID.

Jayjay clapy didn't even bothering answering her questions, but he just lay there in the dirt, untill sday suddenly got an idea. She pointed off in a random dirrenction, and yelled "LOOK, THERES A UNICORN, OVER THERE." at that very second, jayjay clapy jumped up, and as if he didn't get hurt at all, ran in the dirrection sday was poniting, skipping every now and again...running off into the sunset, towards his dream.

THE END...for now

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