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I have been posting a few ads on Craig’s list and getting spammed many times a day. I received one today that I had to respond to because – well, I just could not help it because I am not selling a car and have not figured out how they thought I was. Please note that the spammer’s email is in its original format and I did not correct the spelling or grammar, enjoy!

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From: Nia
To: ***@aol.com
Sent: Sat, Jan 9, 2010 9:34 am

Subject: hell0 there i veiwed your auto's advert the 0ther night

i caught sight 0f y0ur car in an ad posting in the internet. it got a g00d form
just like what im looking for. im fully keen in purchasing it and i have already
saved the funds for a vehicle. what are m0re specifics d0 i need t0 be aware 0f
ab0ut yuor vehicle? and 0ne more thing about insurance, i must understand how
much will the amount be so i can be aware how much i will shell 0ut. can u do me
a little favor and g0 here - http://ID010910AUTO.webs.com/comparethebestinsurance2009.html
- please notify me the rate 0f the most basic auto insurance package there.
thanks al0t. Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions or
concerns.

My Reply:

Well, were you looking at the fender ad or the tailgate ad? I might mention that neither of these have a motor, but you could use them as a surf-board or a sled depending on whether you live in the mountains or on the shore. Being as they are both made of metal and quite heavy, you may just sink and drown if used on the water, so I don't recommend surfboarding with either one unless you are a professional. I have no need to look up insurance for either item as that would be your responsibility once purchased. You may come to my door with cash if you do so within the next 15 minutes, otherwise someone else will beat you to the bargain.
Thanks for your inquiry.
Sincerely,
Mrs. ***

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