Humor
Now here's a story for Halloween
One that you won't forget
A little story of forbidden love
Called Wolfio and Drooliette
Now Wolfio was a werewolf dude
With his hair down to his toes
And how he hooked up with Drooliette
Nobody really knows
You see, Drooliette was a vampire chick
With her fangs all covered in red
But Wolfio really dug that chick
From the ground, cause she was dead
Now Drooliette liked those hairy dudes
They made her go weak in the knees
He washed his hair in Pert shampoo
Cause he heard it got rid of the fleas
And though he had to stop fetching sticks
A sacrifice he was willing to make
They don't sit good with the vampire chicks
Cause it looked like a wooden stake
Now to say they lived happily ever after
Would probably be telling you a lie
Cause though Drooliette will never see death
Poor Wolfio had to die
Now don't be sad, but this story is true
And before you say that I lied
Just say hello to Drooliette
My brand new blood sucking bride
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Sad but interesting. I think the message is clear. Good sense of humor throughout.
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