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TITLE: The Wobbly Sanctuary | Previous Challenge Entry
By Corinne Smelker
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This year, the planning committee, led by the indomitable Miss Clara Thump, who wielded her hymnbook like a warhammer, and dour Mr. Silas Grudge, who’d scowl at a sunrise, had grand plans for tables that would “elevate the soul and the soup course alike.”
“Tables!” Clara bellowed at the parish meeting, her voice rattling the stained-glass window of St. Cuthbert’s sheep. “No more rickety planks. We’ll have proper ones, polished to glory, with napkins folded like the wings of angels!” Silas, whose face suggested he’d bitten into a theological lemon, grumbled, “Sounds like vanity. And expensive. Trestles never offended the Lord.”
Clara’s vision won, and soon the stable was crammed with tables: oval, rectangular, and one that looked like a drunk geometer had designed it. The hitch, as young Jem Pippin discovered, was the hall’s floor, which slanted like a sermon gone astray. Jem, a wiry lad with hair like a startled dandelion, was tasked with arranging the tables, a job he tackled with the grim resolve of a martyr facing a lion.
“Stable, my foot,” Jem muttered, as a table lurched toward the pulpit like it had a personal grudge. The tables teetered, swayed, and, in one case, attempted a cartwheel that sent Clara’s prized candelabra crashing. Desperate, Jem sought wisdom from old Deacon Wobble, a man who claimed he’d once seen a vision of St. Cuthbert herding sheep with a broom.
Deacon Wobble, puffing on a pipe that smelled of regret, squinted at Jem’s plight. “Lad, a stable heart trusts in providence. Wedge some hymnals under the legs. Or turnips. Got plenty of those.” Jem, short on turnips but long on ingenuity, raided the church library. He hauled back Sermons for Sinners, The Parable of the Parsnip, and Knit Your Way to Salvation (Clara’s donation) and shoved them under the table legs. The tables stood, wobbly but proud, and Jem felt a spark of divine favor.
Then came the sheep. Nobody knew how four woolly vandals –named Baa-lthazar, Shear-aiah, and the twins, Bleat and Repeat – breached the stable. Perhaps they sensed the vegetable platter’s sanctity. Their bleats rang out like a choir of inebriated angels, and their hooves turned the tables into a tableau of chaos. Napkins flew like wayward prayers, and Clara’s candelabra, miraculously intact, rolled into the baptismal font with a splash that suggested divine disapproval.
“Blasphemy!” Clara shrieked, clutching her hymnbook as if it could smite the flock. Silas, with a smirk that hinted at unholy glee, said, “Told you. Trestles don’t tempt livestock.”
Jem, however, was not one to let chaos outwit faith. Armed with a broom and a half-remembered Sunday school verse about shepherding, he herded the sheep toward the door. Baa-lthazar, the ringleader, gave a defiant bleat and made a break for the pulpit, where he got tangled in the vicar’s vestments. The arriving Shindig crowd roared, mistaking the fiasco for a parable in motion.
By some miracle, the tables were righted, the sheep were bribed with carrots, and the Shindig kicked off with only minor heresies (a spilled cider jug, a hymn sung off-key). Clara, grudgingly awed, dubbed Jem “the shepherd of the stable,” though she muttered, “Next year, trestles. And a lock on the gate.”
As the fiddles sang and Puddleby danced, Jem leaned against the stable wall, eyeing the stars through a cracked rafter. The Lord, he reckoned, had a sense of humour, why else send sheep to test a table’s faith? In Puddleby, even the wobbliest plans could stand firm, with a bit of grit and a hymnbook or two.
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