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TITLE: Ode To Black Friday | Previous Challenge Entry
By Joshua Janoski
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Momma got ran over by some shoppers
Standing at the front door of Macys
You may think there’s no harm in Black Friday
But I don’t think that Momma would agree.
She got in line before sunrise.
And we warned her not to go.
But she wanted that television
And a hard to find Tickle Me Elmo.
When she came home that evening
Both her eyes were blue and black
She had footprints on her backside
And a torn Circuit City shopping sack
Momma got ran over by some shoppers
Standing at the front door of Macys
You may think there’s no harm in Black Friday
But I don’t think that Momma would agree.
Now we’re all happy for Momma
The deals she got are really swell
Twenty-percent off Tae-Bo videos
And they threw in a food processor as well.
It’s not Christmas without sales
All the malls get jam packed
With a bunch of psycho shoppers
That remind you of “When Animals Attack.”
Momma got ran over by some shoppers
Standing at the front door of Macys
You may think there’s no harm in Black Friday
But I don’t think that Momma would agree.
Now the presents are all wrapped
And Danny gets his Nintendo Wii
It didn’t cost Mom much to get it
Just a broken rib and dislocated knee
So here’s a warning to all buyers
Getting gifts post-turkey-day
You’re better off staying at home
Or unconscious on store floor is where you’ll lay
Momma got ran over by some shoppers
Standing at the front door of Macys
You may think there’s no harm in Black Friday
But I don’t think that Momma would agree.
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I stumbled over some of the words as I tried to sing it in my head, but you truly captured the spirit of Christmas shopping. (And reminded me why I get all of my shopping done before Thanksgiving!)
"It didn’t cost Mom much to get it
Just a broken rib and dislocated knee"
What fun!
Blessings,
Norms