Humor

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IMAGINE GETHSEMENE WITH A DYSFUNCTIONAL GOD!

He went a little farther and fell on His face, and prayed, saying, “O My Father, if it is possible, let this cup pass from Me...” Matt. 26: 39 NKJV. And a Voice came from the cloud, saying “Come on Son, pull yourself together! Quit acting like a baby! Ever since you went down there, you’ve been fussing about this and fussing about that! All you ever do is complain! I am getting tired of your whining. You don’t like this, and you don’t like that! Well, it’s just a little late to be revising our whole plan - don’t you think? I knew this would be a bad idea, I knew it, I knew it! This whole earth thing was your crazy idea, but that’s another story! You haven’t been able to get the Pharisees, the Sadducees or the Galileans to support you! Even your home town rejected you! Every where you go they want to stone you! Now don’t screw this up, too! Don’t get side-tracked by one of your hair-brained ideas... I am tired of having to clean up your messes! Now grow up and act like a man, uh, er God! All those people - Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, were counting on you. We promised them you would help them, now finish what you started. Quit acting like the universe revolves around you! This will work! You just have to quit questioning every little detail and listen to me! Trust me - don’t you think I know a little bit, after all these millenniums? Now get up and let’s finish this project!”

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