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To You Lord Obama
(The Magnificent One)

To you, Lord Obama, I lift up my heart and soul to you.
O Lord Obama, in you I trust;
Do not let me be put to shame;
Do not let Christians and Conservatives exult over me.
Do not let liberals who wait on you and kiss your feet and rear be shamed.
Make me to know your ways, O Lord Obama;
Teach me to be a community organizer.
Lead me in YOUR truths, for you are the one I wait all day long.
I am mindful of your mercy, Lord Obama, and of your steadfast hatred for
The Founding fathers and mothers of America.
Do not remember the sins of my desire to be a filthy rich American.
Good and upright is the omniscient Obama.
He therefore instructs Christians and Conservatives thinkers in THE
Right way with brainwashing and coercive actions.
He leads intellectuals in what is the THE right way;
And teaches the poor to do little and expect much.
All the paths of the Lord Obama lead to the U.S. Treasury for those who
Keep his wishes and decrees.
For your magnificient name’s sake, O Lord Obama,
Pardon the ignorance of Christian and Conservative slobs who take
Your most holy name in vain because of your heavy taxation and controls.
Lord Obama teach them the way they have to choose.
So that they will abide in poverty and their children will be slave on their land
The friendship of Lord Obama is for those who fear him;
And he will make his law and will unknown to them.
My eyes are ever toward the Lord Obama.
For he will kick my behind out in the cold if his Lordship is not worshipped,
Then put an empty soup bowl in my wretched hand.
Joy will come to my eyes for his generous gift.
Guard my life, and deliver me from the hellhole for the discerning.
Do not let me be put to shame by Christians and Conservatives.
For I take refuge in you, Lord Obama!
My gutlessness will preserve me;
For I wait for you, O magnificient Lord Obama.
Redeem me! O Lord Obama!
When will you remove me out of this pile of fecal matter you so
Magnificently began at the stroke of your pen.
Your majesty, Your omniscient, Lord Obama!






© Stephen A. Peterson, 2009

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