Politics

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(Warning: this subject deals with
sexual stuff. I just don't want to get
sued, or anything. Oh, what the heck;
sue me. Go ahead: make my day.)
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....and the men
likewise
gave up natural
relations with
women
and were
consumed
with passion
for one
another...
committing
shameless
acts.
[Romans 1:27]
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"Isn't this politically INCORRECT,
Lord?"

[PATIENT FROWN.]
"What is that,
My precious?"

"THIS!"
(Grimmace!)
"THIS!"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"You should have left
this part OUT, Lord!"

[STERN VOICE.]
"Why,
child."

"Cuz!
It's....it's
unAMERICAN!"

[SILENCE.]

"Is IS!"

"Who AM I,
little one?"

(Shrug.)
"The One.......
Who's.........
too JUDGMENTAL?"

[GENTLE CHUCKLE.]
"Yes,
My child."

(Squint.)
"But, WHY?"

"Read My Word,
beloved."

(Kvetchy frown.)
"Okay:

Therefore
God
gave them up
in the lusts
of their hearts
to impurity...
Their women
exchanged natural
relations for unnatural...
the men likewise.......
[Romans 1:24-27]

But, LORD!
This isn't very DEMOCRATIC!
Shouldn't people be allowed
to just be THEMSELVES....
as long as they're not
HURIN' anybody?"

[PATIENT SIGH.]
"Who AM I,
child?"

(Whiny voice.)
"L.....O.....R......D!
The AMERICANS
decided they didn't
wanna' KING,
back in 16..something!"

[PATIENT NOD.]

"Like......1690!"

[CALM NOD.]

"YEAH!"
(Squinty, ornery stare
up at ceiling.)
"Ya know;
WE have RIGHTS!"

[CALM GAZE.]
[LOOK AT THE
AMERICAN FLAG STANDING
FROZEN ON THE MOON
SURFACE.]
"Not with Me,
child."

"Uh, UH!
You're WRONG!
WRONG!
ALL WRONG!"

[GAZE PATIENTLY AT
THE SURFACE OF THE
FULL MOON SHINING
DOWN ON SOUTH TEXAS.]
[LISTEN TO THE COLD
WIND TICKLING THROUGH
THE STUBBY TEXAS TREES.]
[FROWN.]

(Gaze impatiently up
at ceiling fan.)
"Aren't Ya bein'
just a little.......
OLD FASHIONED?"

"No."

"I bet You don't even
know what old FASHIONED
IS!"

[CURIOUS LOOK.]
"Who Created the
world,
little one?"

(Look away.)
(Mumble.)
(Murmur.)

"What was that,
My child?"

(Mumble.)
"I didn't say nothin."

[SMILE!]

"Still.......wasn't this
stuff written way
back WHEN?"

[CALM NOD.]
[SIGH.]
[TOUCH A CLOUD,
DRIFTING ACROSS
THE SWOLLEN, MILKY-LOOKING
MOON.]

"WELL?
Maybe, it's just a little
bit.....outta TOUCH!"

"Not with Me,
child."

"But, LORD!
Isn't there more
EVIL stuff,
than THIS?"

[SILENCE.]

(Mumble.)
"It just doesn't seem
like that big'a DEAL,
is all."

[WISE LOOK.]
"What does
your Lord say,
child?"

"I TOLD Ya,
LORD!
The AMERICANS
don't wanna' KING!"

[NOD.]
[SIGH.]
"Well,
they got
One,
My beloved.
They got
One."
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And
since they
did not see
fit
to acknowledge
God....
they were
filled
with all
manner
of wickedness,
evil...
malice.
[Romans 1:28-29]

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(Author's note:
The first permanent
North American colony was
in Jamestown, Virginia;
May, 1607. The Boston Tea
Party was May 10, 1773.)

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