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LK 2:8 And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9 An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. 10 But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. 11 Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ n the Lord. 12 This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger."
LK 2:13 Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, LK 2:14"Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests."

What if…..

Wha? 2:8 And there were business people living out of their suitcases in the hotels nearby, keeping tabs on their business on the Internet by night. 9 A popup appeared and the radiation of the screen shone around them. And they freaked. 10But the popup used a voice-over and said, “Are you afraid of high interest rates? Don’t be. This product will really bring you happiness. 11 Today Fed Ex has delivered a package for you, and it’s really cool. You’ll find it in a Fed Ex packaging tube, and lying on a skid in shipping with the beasts that work down there.
Wha? 2:13 Suddenly there was with the pop up way too many other pop ups to count, this time singing, Wha?2:14 “Kudos to Capitalism, the hype of hypes, and on Earth and any other planet of Beings, Peace out, to those who get this message. Forward this on to ten friends and see what happens to the dancing angel at the bottom.”

I like God’s version of Christmas better.
Wilma Straight

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