Short Stories

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You have reached the business office of Hell. No one is available to take your call.
At the tone, leave your name and a brief message. One of our agents will get back
with you.

Our clients include:

Adolf Hitler.
Benito Mussolini
Saddam Hussein
Confucious
Buddah

We specialize in death and destruction and want everyone to have a taste.
Sin is a EOE and pays everyone the same. It doesn't discriminate either.
We'll mess with your minds, ruin your family, drowned you in drunkeness,
and take your life.

By the time you discover how we cheated you, it will be too late. No refunds
or exchanges even with a receipt. Nothing personal. Just business. You know
how that works.

We can refer you to that other guy. We can't say his name around here.
The doors just fly off the hinges and our boss experiences a psychotic
episode.

Wish you death and destruction

Hell

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