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The Home for Christian Writers! Matthew 6:33

Prophecy

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Is the world really gonna END in two thousand n' TWELVE?

by Julie Michaelson
07/06/08
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But of that day
and hour
no one knows,
not even
the angels of Heaven,
nor the Son,
but the Father,
only.
[Matthew 24:36]
***********************
"LORD....?
Have You seen
my WELCOME PAGE?"

[SILENCE.]

"WELL?
(Squint up at ceiling fan.)
Have You SEEN it?"

[PATIENT SMILE.]
"I see everything, My child."

"Isn't that WEIRD, LORD?
Ten years ago, the only
thing 'Welcome' was on,
was my DOORMAT!
NOW........!"

[PATIENT NOD.]
"Yes, My beloved."

"LORD?
Are You LISTENING to ME?
(Downcast face.)
I know......a lotta people
are a lot more intelligent,
and INTERESTING than ME!"

"I don't look at those
things, My beloved."

(Pout.)
(Frown.)
"Yeah.......but, I know there's
a lotta people a lot SMARTER
than ME!"

"Yes, child."
[PATIENT NOD.]

"OH!
(Stare open-mouthed at air vent.)
THANKS!"

[REPROVING FROWN.]
"Don't be disrespectful,
child."

"Yeah.....I'm sorry.
I just know I'm really STUPID
compared to MOST people!"

"About what, child."

"Well......like, for instance,
how come all these people
think the WORLD'S gonna
end in two-thousand TWELVE?
Where have I BEEN?"

[CHUCKLE.]
"With Me, little one."

"Not ALWAYS, Lord!"

[NOD.]
"Yes, child;
always."

(Grimmace!)
"Even in those years
I wasn't TALKIN' to You?"

[NOD.]
"Yes."

(Disbelieving frown!)
"Uh uh!"

[PATIENT NOD.]
"Yes."

(Stare beligerently at air vent.)
"Uh UH!"

[ALL-KNOWING WISE NOD.]
"Yes, My beloved."

(Squint disbelievingly.)
"Well......THAT'S weird.
(Thoughtful squint.)
(Shake scruffy head.)
Anyhow: what's with this
two-thousand TWELVE BUSINESS?"

[NOD.]
"What about it, My precious."

"WELL?
Were the AZTECS right?
Is the WORLD gonna END
in two-thousand TWELVE?"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"Or.......MAYBE, it was
the MAYANS?
I can't REMEMBER!"

[PATIENT NOD.]
[LOVING GAZE.]

(Look up at ceiling.)
"WELL?"

[GENTLE SMILE.]
"Well what."

"What ABOUT it, LORD?
Aren't Ya gonna TELL ME?"

[SMILE!]
"Uh uh."

"AW!
Come ON!
I can keep a SECRET!"
(Smile big smile up at air vent.)

[DISAPROVING SHAKE OF THE
HEAD.]
"Read My Word, child."

"Is THAT where I'll FIND it?"

[NOD.]
"Yes, My beloved.
[PAUSE.]
That is where you will
find Everything."

(Thoughtful silence.)

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

(Turn squinty face back to air vent.)
"Hey, LORD?"

[SMILE.]
"Yes, My beloved?"

"Did YOU know the
AZTECS invented CHOCOLATE?"

[GENTLE LAUGH.]
"Yes, My beloved.
I did."
**************************
As were the days
of Noah,
so will
be the
Coming
of the Son of man.
For as in
those days
before the flood
they were eating
and drinking....
and giving in marriage,
until the day
when Noah
entered
the ark,
and they did not
know
until the flood
came
and swept them all
away...
[Matthew 24:37-39]
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Dan Blankenship
06 Jul 2008
Julie,
Simply brilliant! Writing like this is why I am a dues-paying member of the best Christian writing site on the Internet.

Great job.

And I now know to make plans after the dreaded 2012 date.

May God bless.

Sincerely,
Dan Blankenship


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