Bible Studies

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......We shall certainly
be united with Him
in a resurrection
like His.
[Romans 6:5]
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(Grimmace.)
"ECH!"

"What is it, child?"

(Grimmace again.)
"Nothin."

[SMILE!]
"What is it,
little one?"

"Huh?
(Make another face.)
Eh......nothin."

[PATIENT SMILE.]
"You can tell Me."

"Well.....I don't wanna,
You know, be offensive
or anything....."
(Ech!)

[SMILE!]
"Tell Me."

"Well; it's THIS part.
Ech."

"Which Part, child?"

"THIS!
THIS!"

[PATIENT NOD.]
"Ah.
I see."

"Yeah; it's pretty
disgusting.
(Squinty face.)
I don't understand;
what do we do:
all turn into ROBOTS?"

[LAUGH!]
"No, My precious!"

"ICH!
So......what's gonna HAPPEN?
ICH!"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"So, WHAT'S gonna HAPPEN:
are we like turn into that GUY?
Remember HIM?
From that 70's SHOW?"

[PATIENTLY SHAKE HEAD.]

"WHAT was his NAME?
I can't REMEMBER!"

[PATIENT SIGH.]

"Wait a minute, LORD!
Lemme LOOK it UP!
HOLD ON!"
(Sign onto internet.)
(Wait while RoadRunner
doesn't run, very well.)
(Frown at Welcome Page
and the stupid news.)
(Browse Google.)

[PATIENTLY WAITING.]
[SOLEMN FROWN.]
"I thought you were
deep into My Word,
right now, child."

(Wave hand away.)
(Yell up at air vent.)
"WAIT A SEC, LORD!
I GOTTA FIND THIS
GUY'S NAME!"
(Serious squinting.)
(Lot's a mouse clicks.)

[PATIENCE OF A LOVING FATHER.]

"LEE MAJORS!
LEE MAJORS!
THAT WAS HIM!
THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN!"

"Good, child.
Very good."
[SMILE.]

"YEAH!
THAT was HIM!
Yeah; they don't make
heroes like that, anymore.
It's a real shame."
(Frown.)
(Shake head sorrowfully.)
(Sigh.)

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"WHAT were we TALKIN'
about, LORD? I FORGET?"

[SOLEMN NOD.]
"My Word, little one."

"Oh, yeah.
(Squint.)
(Remembering.)
Oh.......YEAH!
ICH!
What's the Resurrection about,
ANYWAY? That's DISGUSTING!"

"It is My Word,
child."

"Yeah, but......I already
TOLD You I think most'a
the Old Testament's kinda
disgusting, too. REMEMBER?"

"Hm, hm."
[SHAKE HEAD AGAIN.]

"SO? It's not like I'm
sayin' anything BAD
about the NEW Testament!
I'm bein' HONEST
about Your Whole BOOK!
I just don't LIKE the
idea, THAT'S all!
It IS kinda' GROSS!
ICH!"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

"All those BODIES.....?
Coming outta the GROUND?
ICH!"
(Squirm.)
(Squirm some more.)

[PATIENTLY WAITING.]

"I don't wanna talk about
that, Lord.
(Shake head squeamishly.)
Ech.
Let's talk about somethin'
ELSE!"

[PATIENT SILENCE.]

(Squint thoughtfully.)
"Hey, LORD?"

[LOVINGLY SOLEMN SMILE.]
"Yes, My beloved?"

(Long moment of serious
thoughtfulness.)
(Look up very curiously at
air vent.)
(Squint thoughtfully.)
(Sip some orange juice.)
"Wasn't Farrah FAUCET
MARRIED to HIM?
YEAH!
I THINK she WAS!"

[GENTLE CHUCKLE.]
"Very good, child.
[SIGH.]
I'm glad you're getting
into My Word."
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For if we
have been united
with Him
in a death like His,
we shall ......
be united with Him
in a resurrection
like His.
[Romans 6:5]

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