Humor

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Qualifications of a Pastor

The wisdom of an owl;
The strength of an owl;
The tenacity of a bulldog;
the daring of a lion;
the harmlessness of a dove;
the industry of a beaver;
the gentleness of a sheep;
the versatility of a chameleon;
the vision of an eagle;
the hide of a rhinoceros;
the perspective of a giraffe;
the endurance of a camel;
the bounce of a kangaroo;
the stomach of a horse;
the disposition of an angel;
the resignation of an incurable;
the loyalty of an apostle;
the faithfulness of a prophet;
the fervency of an evangelist;
the devotion of a mother;
and then he still wouldn’t please everybody.
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> Remember:
A good friend will come bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE screwed up, but we had fun!'
I've learned....That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned....That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned....That money doesn't buy class.
I've learned...That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned....That the Lord didn't do it all in one day . What makes me think I can?
I've learned....That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned....That the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED. >

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!
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