Humor

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White! I hate white! Now, I am stuck here in this room, surrounded by my mortal enemy. You ask, how did I arrive here? Open up your ears and I will tell you.


I have loved color my whole life. I could see the life in it, the variety, the personality in each individual component of the spectrum. Lean closer, let me tell you a secret. WHITE IS NOT A COLOR!
It actually is the absence of color. Ask any scientist. Yet somehow, It has managed to infiltrate mankind with all of it’s filthy lies and secrets. We have put it in our hospitals, schools, nurseries, homes, etc.
It has even invaded our hearts with what we hold most dear. Tell me, friend, what color dress was your blushing bride wearing when she made her way down the aisle. And we want to be washed WHITE as snow?

There is a method behind all of this madness. White wants to rule the world. It invades our minds, persuading us that it is good, that it should be everywhere. Once it succeeds in this, it’s true nature will show itself. It will consume everything on Earth, leaving only a frozen white ball.

I have done everything that I could to prevent this tragedy. As an artist, I have drawn on the help of all of my friends. I start with the happiness of yellow, and paint sunshine on things for all the people to see. I add the cool Blue water and create the color of life. To spice things up I add fiery Red emotion to the mix to keep the cold White death at bay.


But the people have fallen for the lie. I am mocked and dragged before the judge for defacing public monuments with graffiti. Graffiti? Life itself was in my hand and they call it graffiti? I plead my case but it falls on deaf ears. And now, I am here in this padded white room permanently hugging myself.
I close my eyes to the whispers of motion that swirl around me, but I cannot plug my ears. I can feel tendrils working their way into my mind until all is lost in blinding White.

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