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Garden of weedin'

by Danette Kettwich
04/25/07
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My now 10 year old was 3 years old and often came to work with me, as I worked as our church secretary.

This particular day Hayden was going stir crazy and also driving me crazy. Our pastor’s wife just happened to be in and said she would take him to Burger King if he helped her pull weeds. Hayden, looking forward to chicken fingers, gladly agreed.

This is the conversation that transpired as the weeds were pulled:

Pauwa (Paula, pastor‘s wife) why are there weeds? Well Hayden, God made weeds because man sinned in the Garden of Eden. Hayden, do you sin? Um… No but when I get big I will.

Hayden and Paula continued pulling weeds for what seemed to be eternity to a 3 year old. Then Hayden suddenly looked into Paula’s eyes and stated, Pauwa, You must have sinned a lot!

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lauren finchum
27 Apr 2007
Too cute!
My only comment is that there should be commas in the fourth sentence. Like this: "Hayden, looking forward to chicken fingers, . . ."
But that's trivial correction on my part, it's from all the years of high school grammer that did it to me. I guess I caught comma fever from teachers, LOL.
This was funny, and I liked it--commas or no, it was priceless!
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