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TOP TEN Things Overheard While Recruiting For The Gideon Army


#10 BYOL&T means “Bring Your Own Lamp & Trumpet” not “Bring Your Own Lite Beer and Tequila.


#9 The next thing I knew he said, “The tribe has spoken,” and I was voted out of the army…


#8 Okay, for the LAST time, what you yell is, “A Sword For The Lord And For Gideon!” NOT “Philistines Rule!” Oh never mind – NEXT!


#7 While, technically, we don’t have any direction for someone drinking water through their own straw, I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go…


#6 I appreciate your prowess at the trumpet, but we’re taking candidates for the “Army of Gideon”; you’re looking for the open auditions for the “All Jewish Jericho Jazz Combo”


#5 This is the Gideon army and we’re fighting the Philistines. If you want to leave scriptures in hotel rooms, you’ll just have to wait a little while.


#4 I did say “Bring trumpets” didn’t I? You with the kazoo, get outta here!


#3 Okay, dude, even though you drank the water fine -- your breath is terrible. I mean TERRIBLE. Go home.


#2 Sorry, you checked the “Baal” box for the “Who is God?” question. You’re out.


And the #1 TOP 10 Things Overheard While Recruiting For The Gideon Army:


#1 All right, who’s passing around the shirts that say: “I Signed Up For The Gideon Army But All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”?

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