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I Promise I'll Be Good

by Catrina Bradley
12/15/06
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“Wow, Bugger! Your TEETH! Owww”

“I keep telling you, Rex, my name is Lady. Or you may call me Lady Bug. Only the Mommy and the Man can call me Bugger.

“Well, Rex, They took me to Vet again. You know. Where the Mommy Ups you onto that slick table, and The People DO things? Like poke you with needles, and put that .. thing in .. you know ... ?”

“Woof, yuh. Rrough!”

“Well, this was one of those times when the Mommy leaves me there to take a nap. The People poked me with one of the needles. Then, like always happens when the Mommy leaves, I fell right asleep.”

“Arf my mouth hurts when I wake up after those naps. Yuh, so?”

“Oh, Rex, my mouth ACHED when I woke up. The Mommy and the Man were there to take me home. I licked my teeth, like usual. I don’t know why they’re always so smooth and pleasing after the naps. Hmm. Anyway, when my tongue got to this side, where these teeth are SUPPOSED to be, well there was nothing!! The fronts were fine, but on the other side, another nothing.”

“THEN I heard Them talking in the Carride home. Something about BAD and ROTTEN. Those aren’t nice words, Rex. Those are mad words.”

“Ooooo, Lady, ooooo.”

“They said that by Christmas the fronts would be gone if it got BAD. I’ve got to be very good until Christmas, Rex. I want to have my front teeth when They take the annual Christmas card photo.”

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Todd Tribble
20 Dec 2006
Loved it! I would never have thought to write from their point of view...nicely done.
Jesus Puppy 
18 Dec 2006
Arrrf.. :\ I know thats gotta hurt.. Good job on the POV well done.
Marty Wellington
18 Dec 2006
Very cute indeed. I'm a real animal lover so this was quite enjoyable especially given the POV. Good job.
dub W
17 Dec 2006
A dog's POV - how interesting; I can imagine what our cat thinks when we take her to the vet. Very creative. Thanks.
Marilee Alvey
15 Dec 2006
What a fun look at the trip to the vet's! I just took my Yorkie there last month to have her teeth cleaned...and one pulled!
Sara Harricharan
15 Dec 2006
Ohhh, the poor little thing....lol. That was fun to read from a different POV on losing your front teeth.
Shanti Singh
15 Dec 2006
Very creative approach -- I would have never thought to write it from a dog's perspective. Thanks for the smile!

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