Humor

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Top five reasons to have nail polish on hand:

5. Looks good on fingers and toes.

4. If you have twins (girls) you can paint one’s toes to tell them apart.

3. Repairs scratches on you’re car. (If right color)

2. If you don’t have friends, a date, or a life you have something to do.

And #1. If you put it on a brother, dad, or any man’s toes, they’ll freak and go take it off, then the remote will be free!

Note: This and my other article on men are just a joke for fun, I don’t hate men. They are great when you get a good one :-)

(I don't know how I got "TEN" on first article, major type-o!)

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