Humor

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OREGON SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL’S
HORROR HALLOWEEN SEASON
SHORT RADIO SPOTS

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HAMLET, THE SHINING


[SFX: Heavy lurching footsteps, Axe clucking onto wood]

HAMLET:
Heeeeeeeeeere’s Hammy!

SFX: [blood curdling scream]

ANNOUNCER:
Stephan King meets Shakespeare in Oregon Shakespearean Festival’s new Horror Halloween season, “Hamlet, The Shining” – The ghost of Hamlet’s father possesses his son, the prince of Denmark and goes on a blood spree with an axe, hacking up the courtiers and the royal couple Claudius and Gertrude while grinning maniacally and whispering menacingly.

HAMLET:
A little more than kin, and less than kind -- And all
work and no play makes Hamlet a dull boy.

[SFX: Axe hacking onto body, blood curdling scream]

ANNOUNCER:

Come see “Hamlet, The Shining” at Oregon Shakespearean Festival’s Horror Halloween Season. (muttered low as disclaimer)

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