Humor

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(Yes, David wrote ALL the parts below on the FW Message Boards for "Giddy Friday" fun)

Newbie Bored


David_Ian : Hi everyone, my name is David_Ian and I'm new

Woodnote: No you're not!

FirstActs: Don't let him fool you, newbies. He's just pretending to be new.

David_Ian: I wrote a new piece, and I'd like a critique...

DebPorter: (sigh) Is this the same "new piece" you wrote last month?

MCriss: And the month before?

David_Ian: Well, yes, but that doesn't change the fact that I wrote it all new again this morning.

FirstActs: Can we break for snacks again?

Jacky: Uh, are you guys always like this?

DebPorter: Oh, no. Usually we're much worse.

Woodnote: I wrote an "Ode to Peas". Wanna hear? It's titled "A World Without Peas"

FirstActs: (or "Visualize Whirled Peas")

Woodnote: Who said that?

David_Ian: Has anybody seen my Emotikon? I cannot speak without an Emotikon!

Whitney: So, does any REAL writing get done around here?

MCriss: You’d be surprised. The last Weekly Contest Winner was copied off the side of a cereal box.

FirstActs: It was an Avante Garde piece, thank you very much. Very artsy.

MCriss: It was a list of ingredients, you hack! “Milled yellow corn?” “BHT added as a preservative?”

FirstActs: A vicious comment on the human condition

Woodnote: Doesn’t anybody want to hear my “Ode to Peas”?

DebPorter: But you have to admit, the last stanza was pretty profound.

MCriss: Yeah, I gotta give you that.

FirstActs: Thank you, Deb.

Woodnote: Here goes! “Ode to Peas” by Woodnote!

Purpose: What was his last stanza?

David_Ian: Found my Emotikon!

Woodnote: “Peas, pretty peas, pretty please…”

Deb: “Some settling of contents may occur during shipping and handling.”

FirstActs: Pure poetry!

Woodnote: “Peas to appease…”

David_Ian: Now, where were we?

Whitney: Nice meeting you all…

Jacky: Yeah, we’ll just be moving on, now…

Purpose: Let’s check out the “Water Cooler”. Maybe they’re a little saner there….


Hee hee!

David Ian

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