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The Islamics And Their Turban
(A Case of Mistaken Identity)



On May 22, 2005, I received a warning from an Islamic expert of Islamic social and cultural studies that the use of the term “towel head” in reference to Islamic terrorists is inappropriate, insensitive and a politically incorrect choice of words.

I was informed that Islamic terrorists would hate Americans less if Americans would not refer to them as “towel heads”. Additionally, I was informed further that the item that Islamic terrorists wear on their heads is, in fact, not a towel, but a sheet folded and placed about their head.

Therefore, from this point forward, I will refer to Islamic terrorists whose intended purpose is to kill as many Americans as possible as “Little Sheet Heads”.

In appreciation of my associate, the Islamic expert, I thank you for your information and educating me with respect to this sensitive and delicate matter!





© Stephen A. Peterson, 2005

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